You thought spiritual warfare needed gongs and incense?
Not anymore.
Now all you need is a strong internet connection, a ring light, and a bomoh with a TikTok account. 📱✨
Yes, Malaysia is doing exorcism over Zoom.
And it’s not satire.
It’s our supernatural going superdigital.
Unholy Hauntings in HD 👁️
We used to say: if something moves in your house when no one’s home, it’s probably a hantu.
Now we say: switch on CCTV, check the timestamp, record everything. 🎥
Ghosts no longer hide in shadows.
They appear on livestreams.
TikTok is full of night vision encounters, pontianak sightings, and spiritual “before and after” reels.
There’s a bomoh in Shah Alam who went viral casting out a jin via Facebook Live.
She recited verses while her client — in Kedah — flailed in front of the webcam.
A million views.
And people said: “Finally, a remote healing session I can believe in.”
bomoh.exe is Online 🔮
Let’s not act surprised.
We’ve been uploading our beliefs for years.
- Chinese Taoist mediums now offer Feng Shui readings via WhatsApp Business.
- Christian pastors lay hands through the screen while you stretch your hand toward your Smart TV.
- Hindu swamis livestream puja rituals to diaspora devotees craving divine buffering.
- Malay bomohs send energy through photos. Send your selfie and full name. Payment via DuitNow.
Ghosts aren’t the only ones possessing people anymore.
The internet is, too.
And the rituals have adapted.
You can now get rid of bad energy without leaving your air-conditioned condo.
Just click “Join Meeting.”
Spirits vs Signal Strength 💫📶
Here’s the twisted beauty of it all:
Tech didn’t erase the supernatural.
It amplified it.
Every era gets the ghosts it deserves.
Ours wear Bluetooth.
They move through fibre optic lines.
They haunt your group chats.
They possess influencers, not just random villagers.
When your screen flickers at 3 a.m., is it just bad WiFi?
Or is it something else?
Ask any Makcik in Johor who watches ghost TikTok under her selimut — she’ll tell you, “Tak salah pakai teknologi, asalkan baca doa dulu.” 🙏
Spectral Economy 📲💸
Don’t miss the money trail.
Exorcism is a digital gig now.
- RM250 for remote cleansing.
- RM500 if it’s urgent and the ghost is aggressive.
- RM50 deposit to “lock slot” for Friday night sessions.
Some bomohs offer Zoom recordings for an extra fee — so you can rewatch your own demonic possession in 1080p.
Subscribers get early access to haunted stories and spiritual Q&A.
We used to give telur rebus.
Now we send TnG eWallet.
Malaysians aren’t choosing between faith and fibre. We’re fusing them.
There’s nothing ironic about it.
We believe in what works.
If the ghost listens over WiFi, so be it.
If the healing comes through an iPhone speaker, kita redha.
Because here, belief doesn’t fear bandwidth.
It just asks: “Can you hear me now?”
And if the ghost says yes… you better mute yourself. 🎧👹
References
- Many takers for pricey remote bomoh cure – The Star
- TikTok Malaysia: #bomohviral Ghost Removal Compilation – Google this!
- Bomoh TikTok perasap kemenyan masa ‘live’, tawar rawatan jarak jauh… Bagi nama penuh dan ibu terus boleh ‘scan’ masalah – mStar
So next time your lights flicker or your dreams go dark —
before you call TNB or your therapist,
just remember…
maybe it’s not anxiety.
maybe it’s not a glitch.
maybe you just need a bomoh with fibre internet.
Cue the chant. 📿🖥️💀
XAXAXA.